Though not quite as traumatic as last year's library field trip, this year's library field trip was equally interesting. This year we encountered a cop, having just arrested two teens for getting "too friendly" in the teen center, a couple with a baby on the light rail who appeared to be high and didn't appreciate our kids gawking, and a girl who kept trying to tell me that Leonardo di Caprio was a famous artist and painted things like the Sistine Chapel. Good times.