Friday, August 25, 2006

Uh, Really?

Here's some text I found in a news article about Pluto's demotion to "dwarf planet":

"The shift will have the world's teachers scrambling to alter lesson plans just as schools open for the fall term."

Give us some credit. As a middle school teacher, counting out eight planets instead of nine does not top my list of current crises. The girl whose lace bra is on display? There's a crisis.

2 comments:

Matt Haugland said...

If it's not a planet, why does the new classification have the word "planet" in it? Shouldn't it be called a "dwarf something-other-than-planet"?

Bridget said...

Good question Matt. Semantically, I think you would have to be a "something" to be called a "dwarf something."

I have no idea why it's dwarf planet instead of something else all together. Jon Stewart did have some great things to say about this week on the Daily Show.